Things are constantly hard in this relationship.
A British woman says she’s struggling to lead a normal life because her boyfriend experiences 100 erections per day.
Vikki Brown, 31, went public with the persistent problem in an interview with South West News Service on Wednesday, revealing that her partner Lucas Martins, 39, gets automatically aroused every time he lays eyes on her.
“From the beginning until now, wherever we are, he can have an erection,” Brown said of her boyfriend of two years. “We only have to be sat watching a film, walking down the street or going to friends for a coffee and he’s got an erection.”
“There’s no rest from it at all.”
Martins said that he’s never experienced incessant erections in previous relationships and wondered whether there was an underlying medical issue. However, a doctor put the unflagging stiffness down to Martin’s insatiable desire for his ladylove.
“It just seems to be natural. I’ve got a wonderful woman next to me,” Martins raunchily revealed. “She’s a goddess. She only needs to look at me and speak to me, and I get hungry for it.”
Brown and Martins first met at a supermarket during lockdown. For Martins, it was love — and a boner — at first sight. But for Brown, she wasn’t so sure.
“We actually met in my favorite supermarket, Morrisons,” Brown recalled. “I was in my uniform with wet hair and a mask on, and as we were lining up, he walked around the corner with a massive piece of fillet steak in his basket and said, ‘Wow aren’t you beautiful.’ “
“We got speaking, and I turned down three coffee dates at the start because I was so happy being on my own,” Brown continued.
She eventually agreed to meet Martins for a coffee, and the pair soon started a relationship. They’ve now been together for two years, and the erections have never softened.
“Through the whole relationship he’s always had an erection — in shops, restaurants, the gym,” Brown stated. “I just wondered if any other couples are the same. Sometimes it’s embarrassing, but he just laughs about it.”
The devoted girlfriend says Martins’ constant desire for sex cuts into her own time, and she struggles to keep up with chores and appointments while meeting his naughty needs.
“He can go to sleep with an erection and wake up with one, even though he does night shifts, there’s no change in it at all,” Brown described the erotic enigma.
“It’s every single place we are,” she continued. “We can be having a perfectly normal everyday conversation like, ‘Shall we go and climb this mountain next weekend’ and he has an erection. I can come down the stairs and walk past the glass door and be in the next room, and it still happens.”
Martins doesn’t believe his erections will ever subside, saying: “Months and years go by, and we get hungrier for each other.”
He added: “If that pheromone and testosterone just link together correctly, I can easily come to bed and look at Vikki and have an erection. I fall asleep with one and wake up with one.”
“It’s unique and different, but it’s because of the woman I’ve got next to me. To me, she is a goddess. She is basically a forbidden fruit, and for that reason, I just want to eat it,” the lusty lover further cooed. “It’s how she makes me feel. I’ve never experienced before how she makes me feel, our bodies are so connected and that is so easy.”