‘I Felt Instantly Weak’: PM Recalls Moment He Received News of MP Asot Michael’s Murder

1. I wonder why you felt instantly weak? Was it because you knew that you didn’t have time to make it right with the man who went against his sorogate father to propel you I to the limelight? I wanted to believe you until I learnt from you cabinet colleagues that you were the one who shot down the idea of a state funeral for Asot. The idea was pitched in cabinet by Cutie and you Gaston shot it dead and an official funeral was the final grant. So please tell us the truth why you felt weak or cold or frightened. Are you still frightened? I hope you do not become Ayoushi.

2. @Straight Shooter, I wholeheartedly agreed with your line of enquiry. The PM openly described Asot as being “rotten to the core” in addition he threatened to ‘fist him in his mouth’, but now the man is dead he is “shaken!” Seriously?

   Now Asot is deceased, and the St Phillips consistency is without a parliamentary representative , when will he set a date for a bi-election, or will he call a a snap election?

   I was never a fan of Asot, but his killing was repugnant and wicked to the core, no pun intended. The police acted swiftly to arrest the alleged killer, but failed to report the killer’s motive and persuasion.

   Interestingly, the police has not made any arrests for the killings of the murdered teenage girl and the Latino female found in Fig Tree Drive.

3. The Prime Minister “… felt instantly weak …”

   Here’s his REAL translation in one word:

   PHEWWWW!!! 🥵

4. Dead men tell no tales! Hmm
   Weak? Eh!
   🤔
   Be careful asot, don’t come to visit
   You at night!
   Risperdal anyone?🤣
   I hope asot left some recordings some where. Hmm
   Rotten to the core!!🤔

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