{"id":166039,"date":"2022-12-22T13:16:24","date_gmt":"2022-12-22T17:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/antiguanewsroom.com\/?p=166039"},"modified":"2022-12-22T13:22:19","modified_gmt":"2022-12-22T17:22:19","slug":"doctor-warns-against-this-surprisingly-stupid-xxx-mas-trend-dont-masturbate-with-ornaments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antiguanewsroom.com\/doctor-warns-against-this-surprisingly-stupid-xxx-mas-trend-dont-masturbate-with-ornaments\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor warns against this surprisingly stupid XXX-mas trend: Don\u2019t masturbate with ornaments"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Here\u2019s one way to ensure you have a happy and healthy\u00a0XXX<\/em>mas.<\/p>

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A United Kingdom doctor is raising eyebrows across social media by warning people of the dangers of masturbating with ornaments come Christmastime \u2014 which is apparently an actual trend.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,\u201d Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online.<\/p>

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She was listing the\u00a0dil<\/em>do\u2019s and don\u2019ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people hospitalized after getting frisky with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.<\/p>

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Indeed, trying to make Christmas come early with ornaments is apparently hazardous to one\u2019s health.<\/p>\n

\u201cChristmas\u00a0ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation, which can cause soreness, the risk of trauma and are just generally unsuitable for your vagina,\u201d warned Welsh,\u00a0who co-founded the condom brand Hanx.<\/a><\/p>

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In other words, leave your elf on the shelf come Christmastime.<\/p>\n

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